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Evo judi moji moran van ispripovidit ovo ča mi se dogodilo, iako more bit i da san sanja, ko će ga znat... Cili san svoj život na more i oko mora, a najviše na ribaršćini. Dok san bi mlaji, stalno san odi šoto mora sa raznin puškan, ali su mi najdraže bile Maresove midi i mini Sten.

To su po meni dvi puške na ariju koje su najboje lovice u rukan pravega meštra. Zato ča nisu duge vengo kratke jako su okretne, ma jemadu itac ka karabini vanka.

Ja san stalno ronija zbog čega me je prva pokojna žena znala proklinjat. Posebno liti jerbo bi ja otiša kvragu pod more, kako je govorila, dok je ona s dicon morala bit na najlipijoj plaži na svitu na ušću Neretve. Ma koja Copacabana? Ka da jon je bilo loše?

Ajmo, Pape

Kad su dica podnaresla, tili su i oni na ribe. Onda je bilo - ajmo Pape mooooolin te... i tako dok mi ne dopizdu. Iako sam gušta lovit s dicon, brontula san i bija grintav, samo da ona ne vidi da i ja u toj ribaršćini zapravo uživam. Mi bi sa tri šćapa pošli lovit doli na ušće Neretve velike glamce, još veće arkaje oli ovčice kako ji doli zovedu. Pa puste male oradice od 15 deki...

Znalo se ulovit i kojega velikega pauka tako da se nikad ni odilo doma bez barenko 2-3 kila ribe. Znajući da će bit ronjanja kako riba ni očišćena, jer je ona ne zna i ne voli čistit, ja bi per la finta činija da mi ni teško na more očistit svu ribu.

I tako su se izminjivala lita u Opuzenu na riki i na Ušću, u Komiži na Visu, u Ubliman na Lastovu, po cilemu Braču i Šolti, a napose u Stari Grad na Hvar di mi je bilo najdraže. Tamo san vata najveće lignje i uvatija prvi mač od skoro 2 i po metra kojega u ono vrime niko ni ni vidi.

Lubin od 8 kila

U temu momen mlajemu ribarenju najveća riba koju san ulovi je bi lubin od 8 kili kojega san puškon potega na ušću Neretve u prevoznici kraj donje brane. Zna san donit iz ribaršćine i po 30 kili ribe s parangala, posebno ugori.

Jedanput san s mojin dragin prijatejen Krišton na parangal, zahvaljujući njegovoj ješki, uvati 4 orade ukupnega piza 12 i po kili. Dva puta san lovi iznad jednega potopjenoga broda u naše malo misto Gradac i skoro san najeba jerbo me ništo vuklo doli.

Ja nisan da i tako san slomi 2 šćapa koja su mogla podnit po 60 kili piza. Svi govoridu bila je velika murina, joli veliki ugor. Sportski roniteji na arju šta tu rone kažu da su vidili ugora koji je oko vrata u promjeru debel priko 25 centi.

Na udicu sa šćapon nikad nisan ulovi ništa spektakularno osin jedne lampuge od 2 kila i strelke od 3 kila. Doduše, jednon san uvati i bilizmu od 6 kila na živu bukvu. I to je sve. Puno san se puti pita ča san Bogu zgrišija pa ne mogu ulovit velikega zubaca od 8-10 kili joli barenko istega pagra. O velikin arbuniman od kila i više da i ne govorin.

Molaje ih nazad

Kako san bi nikidan u Londru 10 dan i nisan moga pratit moju ženu u osvajanju grada, osta bi doma s njezinin rođakon Zoranon gledat TV. I tako san vidija nikoga čombu iz Australije koji lovi i molaje nazad velike ribe, pa mi je došlo da ga skalamaštran.

Judi moji koje su to ribe za narizat na fete i šnjiman na gradele pa prolit lipin našin maslinovin ujen i zalit crnin vinon. A on? Pojubi ih usrid just i nazad u more!

Mislin da san u toj jutnji zakunja pa san se poza nikega vrimena počeja budit i vikat na sinove - Lucio, Vibore, držite krenu, nedajte da uteče, sad kontraj makinjon u šiju, sad bome polako naprid, ne daj da gre pod kajić jerbo će propela prikinit i zagucat krenu pa smo onda najebali...

U svoj toj dreki san se upotija ka gola voda. Činilo mi se da je bitka s ton nemani trajala cilu vječnost, bija san umoran ka da san kopa. Usto su mi rukavi od košuje bili rasparani, a promuka san ka da san do besvisti druka za Ajduka. Najgore je ča san vas bi izgranfan po rukan i po licu. Ka da san vodi bitke sa najjučin zmajiman...

Da mi se ovo ni dogodilo u srcu Londre u Covent Gardenu mislija bi da nisan sanja, vengo se stvarno dogodilo.

Zajebancija na moj račun

Zoki se tušira i ništa ni čuja, ali je na izlasku iz banja razrogači oči kad me vidija. Mislija je čak u prvi tren da je neko provalija u stan i pobija se sa mnom. Kad sam mu reka da san zakunja i ništo sanja, ništa mu ni bilo kjaro.

A žena? Nju je skoro afanalo kad me vidila nakon šetnje po Londri. Zoranu san sutradan ispriča cili san pa ga je uvatija luđački smij. Zaključija je da će du se ovod u Londri na moj račun dugo zajebavat.

E, a u snu smo ja i moji sinovi uvatili tunu od oko 45 kili, pa mi ni žaj ča san diga naku dreku. Eto, svašta se živin judiman događa. Ja san barenko u snu ulovi na udicu ribetinu.

A kako još nisan u dubokoj starosti i žvelat sam, možda mi se i na javi posrići da ulovin ništo veliko dok ne partin gori na istinu. Ali, nosit ću i gori moje arte za ribanje. Ako mi se posrići, sve ču van lipo spjegat.

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Evo judi moji moran van ispripovidit ovo ča mi se dogodilo, iako more bit i da san sanja, ko će ga znat... Cili san svoj život na more i oko mora, a najviše na ribaršćini. Dok san bi mlaji, stalno san odi šoto mora sa raznin puškan, ali su mi najdraže bile Maresove midi i mini Sten.

To su po meni dvi puške na ariju koje su najboje lovice u rukan pravega meštra. Zato ča nisu duge vengo kratke jako su okretne, ma jemadu itac ka karabini vanka.

Ja san stalno ronija zbog čega me je prva pokojna žena znala proklinjat. Posebno liti jerbo bi ja otiša kvragu pod more, kako je govorila, dok je ona s dicon morala bit na najlipijoj plaži na svitu na ušću Neretve. Ma koja Copacabana? Ka da jon je bilo loše?

Ajmo, Pape

Kad su dica podnaresla, tili su i oni na ribe. Onda je bilo - ajmo Pape mooooolin te... i tako dok mi ne dopizdu. Iako sam gušta lovit s dicon, brontula san i bija grintav, samo da ona ne vidi da i ja u toj ribaršćini zapravo uživam. Mi bi sa tri šćapa pošli lovit doli na ušće Neretve velike glamce, još veće arkaje oli ovčice kako ji doli zovedu. Pa puste male oradice od 15 deki...

Znalo se ulovit i kojega velikega pauka tako da se nikad ni odilo doma bez barenko 2-3 kila ribe. Znajući da će bit ronjanja kako riba ni očišćena, jer je ona ne zna i ne voli čistit, ja bi per la finta činija da mi ni teško na more očistit svu ribu.

I tako su se izminjivala lita u Opuzenu na riki i na Ušću, u Komiži na Visu, u Ubliman na Lastovu, po cilemu Braču i Šolti, a napose u Stari Grad na Hvar di mi je bilo najdraže. Tamo san vata najveće lignje i uvatija prvi mač od skoro 2 i po metra kojega u ono vrime niko ni ni vidi.

Lubin od 8 kila

U temu momen mlajemu ribarenju najveća riba koju san ulovi je bi lubin od 8 kili kojega san puškon potega na ušću Neretve u prevoznici kraj donje brane. Zna san donit iz ribaršćine i po 30 kili ribe s parangala, posebno ugori.

Jedanput san s mojin dragin prijatejen Krišton na parangal, zahvaljujući njegovoj ješki, uvati 4 orade ukupnega piza 12 i po kili. Dva puta san lovi iznad jednega potopjenoga broda u naše malo misto Gradac i skoro san najeba jerbo me ništo vuklo doli.

Ja nisan da i tako san slomi 2 šćapa koja su mogla podnit po 60 kili piza. Svi govoridu bila je velika murina, joli veliki ugor. Sportski roniteji na arju šta tu rone kažu da su vidili ugora koji je oko vrata u promjeru debel priko 25 centi.

Na udicu sa šćapon nikad nisan ulovi ništa spektakularno osin jedne lampuge od 2 kila i strelke od 3 kila. Doduše, jednon san uvati i bilizmu od 6 kila na živu bukvu. I to je sve. Puno san se puti pita ča san Bogu zgrišija pa ne mogu ulovit velikega zubaca od 8-10 kili joli barenko istega pagra. O velikin arbuniman od kila i više da i ne govorin.

Molaje ih nazad

Kako san bi nikidan u Londru 10 dan i nisan moga pratit moju ženu u osvajanju grada, osta bi doma s njezinin rođakon Zoranon gledat TV. I tako san vidija nikoga čombu iz Australije koji lovi i molaje nazad velike ribe, pa mi je došlo da ga skalamaštran.

Judi moji koje su to ribe za narizat na fete i šnjiman na gradele pa prolit lipin našin maslinovin ujen i zalit crnin vinon. A on? Pojubi ih usrid just i nazad u more!

Mislin da san u toj jutnji zakunja pa san se poza nikega vrimena počeja budit i vikat na sinove - Lucio, Vibore, držite krenu, nedajte da uteče, sad kontraj makinjon u šiju, sad bome polako naprid, ne daj da gre pod kajić jerbo će propela prikinit i zagucat krenu pa smo onda najebali...

U svoj toj dreki san se upotija ka gola voda. Činilo mi se da je bitka s ton nemani trajala cilu vječnost, bija san umoran ka da san kopa. Usto su mi rukavi od košuje bili rasparani, a promuka san ka da san do besvisti druka za Ajduka. Najgore je ča san vas bi izgranfan po rukan i po licu. Ka da san vodi bitke sa najjučin zmajiman...

Da mi se ovo ni dogodilo u srcu Londre u Covent Gardenu mislija bi da nisan sanja, vengo se stvarno dogodilo.

Zajebancija na moj račun

Zoki se tušira i ništa ni čuja, ali je na izlasku iz banja razrogači oči kad me vidija. Mislija je čak u prvi tren da je neko provalija u stan i pobija se sa mnom. Kad sam mu reka da san zakunja i ništo sanja, ništa mu ni bilo kjaro.

A žena? Nju je skoro afanalo kad me vidila nakon šetnje po Londri. Zoranu san sutradan ispriča cili san pa ga je uvatija luđački smij. Zaključija je da će du se ovod u Londri na moj račun dugo zajebavat.

E, a u snu smo ja i moji sinovi uvatili tunu od oko 45 kili, pa mi ni žaj ča san diga naku dreku. Eto, svašta se živin judiman događa. Ja san barenko u snu ulovi na udicu ribetinu.

A kako još nisan u dubokoj starosti i žvelat sam, možda mi se i na javi posrići da ulovin ništo veliko dok ne partin gori na istinu. Ali, nosit ću i gori moje arte za ribanje. Ako mi se posrići, sve ču van lipo spjegat.

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priče čitateljaJudi moji koje su to ribe za narizat na fete i šnjiman na gradele pa prolit ujen i zalit vinon. A on? Pojubi ih usrid just i nazad u more!

Piše Jadran Šangarelo Šantić
25. prosinca 2021. - 09:05
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Evo judi moji moran van ispripovidit ovo ča mi se dogodilo, iako more bit i da san sanja, ko će ga znat... Cili san svoj život na more i oko mora, a najviše na ribaršćini. Dok san bi mlaji, stalno san odi šoto mora sa raznin puškan, ali su mi najdraže bile Maresove midi i mini Sten.

To su po meni dvi puške na ariju koje su najboje lovice u rukan pravega meštra. Zato ča nisu duge vengo kratke jako su okretne, ma jemadu itac ka karabini vanka.

Ja san stalno ronija zbog čega me je prva pokojna žena znala proklinjat. Posebno liti jerbo bi ja otiša kvragu pod more, kako je govorila, dok je ona s dicon morala bit na najlipijoj plaži na svitu na ušću Neretve. Ma koja Copacabana? Ka da jon je bilo loše?

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